boobspert

When somebody is judging a girl on the size of her boobs
self appointed boob expert

"Beyonce is hot but you can tell that she pushes up her boobs, says the boobspert"
"Ask the boobspert if he thinks Colby Smulders would be alot hotter if she had some bigger boobs"

by Dstack November 27, 2014

Boobs before Noobs

A term used for when you would rather hang out with a girl than a guy friend.

Bro 1: Dude, wanna hang at Jacob's?

Bro 2: Nah man, Emily is coming over.

Bro 1: Come on, dude! Again?!

Bro 2: Boobs before noobs, man.

by btmcbrayer November 28, 2011

Booozsch

In short, the combination of the action and the sound made when punching someone in the face.

1. To booozsch someone.

2. To be engaged in 'booozsch chinners' a conversation so bad and not-needed that it makes you either want to booozsch the person you're talking to or even wishing you could be booozsched yourself as an out to the conversation.

by Boozscher April 15, 2009

Buddha Boobs

When a nigga got big-ass bitch titties, droopin' low to the flo'

"Eh fool dem Buddha Boobs more down south than old lady 'Shaniqwa'.

by Mejico June 2, 2015

perky boobs

When a girls boobs don't sag. They're usually higher up.

Hey you're boobs are perky today. Perky boobs.

by Garrett.!.!.! December 19, 2008

sidebar t-shirt ad boobs

There always are huge boobs on the chick wearing the t-shirt with a stupid slogan in the sidebar page of urbandictionary. The boobs are big enough its worth staring, but the t-shirts are never funny enough to click the link.

probably just look in the side bar of this page

or

"wow, that t-shirt is so dumb only a hopeless loser would ever buy it. but check out those sidebar t-shirt ad boobs!"

by wastedhillbilly December 30, 2011

boobs

A mind control device for women to use against men.

Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test?

Nerd boy: No thats against the rules.

Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt*

Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on*

Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink*

Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs?

Girl: After class.

by Hi I'm Matt Biatch August 19, 2009