by TheWindSoldier April 1, 2010
Get the Crappy Bookmarkmug. by 1_SHOt March 25, 2009
Get the Macon Bookmarkmug. The process of touching cloth but refusing to go to the toilet untill suitable reading material has been found to read whilst doing ones business
Mike's underwear was being signed by the arse crayon, but was prolonging going to the toilet untill suitable shiterature had been aquired. Mike had given himself a dutch bookmark
by Hcnerfekaj April 23, 2009
Get the Dutch bookmarkmug. by Elitefaggot April 26, 2020
Get the Pussy Bookmarkmug. When you procrastinate or delay going to bed by clicking through every favorite and book in your internet browser.
by droctopawn September 17, 2010
Get the Bookmarks Tourmug. During intercourse, the act of thrusting too vigorously, thus removing the condom and leaving it dangling outside of your partner's vagina, keeping your place for reinsertion, resembling a bookmark.
I was mid-prison pummel in Shannon last night when my condom slipped off. I was able to jump right back in, thanks to my accidental bookmark.
by AssManAndy January 9, 2019
Get the Accidental Bookmarkmug. Having your girlfriend/date/wife/ho save your seat/spot at a bar, concert or other public events while you go smoke or use the pisser.
by Shuasage June 16, 2010
Get the Vaginal Bookmarkmug.