Christ-boosted jizz geyser

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.

Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.

by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007

Boosted

The act of stealing or pick pocketing, usually in reference to stealing a car.

Jimmy boosted the porsche at the mall.

Jon boosted the goods from mary's room.

Someone boosted my wallet!

by Z November 9, 2004

boofed

to have taken it in the butt; had anal sex.

Nick boofed Mal last night.

by Andrea M. October 11, 2004

booted offline

To be offline for a current amount of time

I got booted offline for trash talking

by lv No Oops vl February 1, 2018

Boofed

Short for butt-fucked, boofed is usually expressed as a verb in the past-tense participle, related to consuming drugs or alcohol through one's anus.

To "boof" something can also be synonymous with stealing that item (often by putting it down ones pants), depending on the context of the situation.

Bobby: Bro, I totally boofed 3 beers in my asshole last night!

Jim: Dude, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard

Bobby: No man, boofing is rad. My girlfriend boofed an entire gram of MDMA last night and she was lit.

by 🐺 November 22, 2018

boofed onion

The smell of urine that has been sitting and becomes rancid over time.

That room smells like boofed onions because Timmy doesn't clean the urine on his bed.

by j76815 March 27, 2019

boosted

to be pressed or siced up about something, to be real happy; word used mostly in PG County, MD and Washington DC

im boosted as shit, i got got tha new jordans!

by Jessica Gogohead May 15, 2006