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Facebook Boob-job

The act of taking a profile picture from an angle which gives the illusion of larger breasteses. Also, angling the picture in such a way that it hides the beer belly beneath the boobs.
It was false assvertising! She seemed hot in her profile pic, but it was a Facebook boob-job!
by TomtheTourGuide January 26, 2011
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Mexican Boob Job

When a male partner pours chile sauce, hot sauce, salsa, or all three onto both his penis and his partners breasts, then proceeds to titty fuck her.
"DUDEEEEE I GAVE THAT BITCH A MEXICAN BOOB JOB AND MY SHIT BURNT SO BAD AFTER! But damn was it worth it."
by bopboppinbitch August 23, 2011
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Asymmetrical boob job

When a girl gets a boob job, and hilariously, one boob is bigger then the other
Dude see that chick with the Asymmetrical boob job *chuckle*
by CreeperAbomination December 14, 2014
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budget boob job

wearing two bras at once to give you that little extra padding and lift to make it seem like you had a real boob job, even though you didn't
He said he was a boob guy when we talked online, so when we went on our first date I got a budget boob job while I was getting ready.
by greensunset September 30, 2012
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New Jersey Boob Job

When you are kicked so hard your nipples fall off.
Dude: I was so pissed off at him, I gave him a New Jersey Boob Job.

Bro: Wow.
by amooseinahummer March 8, 2011
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DIY De-Boob Job

When your breast implants hurt so bad and are so botched and you’re so broke so you DoorDash surgical instruments and de-boob yourself in the bathtub.
Stacey, I think I need you to help me with a DIY De-Boob Job stat. My knockers feel like mangled sacks of congealed sweet and sour sauce.
by Tammieb126 May 30, 2022
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