A particularly aggressive attack used by large breasted women to embarrass, mutilate and turn on an opponent at the same time.
A: DUDE, wat the fuck happened to *insert name here*'s face?
B: Oh you din't hear? He cheated on his girlfriend and she boobstomped his ass! ka-pow!
A: Holy shit, dude. That's nuts. Remind me never to go out with anyone above a C!
B: Oh you din't hear? He cheated on his girlfriend and she boobstomped his ass! ka-pow!
A: Holy shit, dude. That's nuts. Remind me never to go out with anyone above a C!
by Makaveli_7 June 9, 2010
Get the Boobstomp mug.*Having a hard time as a male to look a woman in the eyes because of her distracting front torso
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight
*Having a hard time as a male to focus on ANYTHING because of a distracting female torso in sight
I didn't noticed the yellow car, because I was boobstracted by Caroline. Sorry, you were saying? I was totally boobstracted, apologies.
by GermanMuffin January 14, 2015
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"Wow, did you see what happened to Brittany over the summer? She must have hit booberty, because she sure is filling out that tank top."
by Kot September 23, 2005
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1. Arriving at or having reached the stage of notable breast development aka boobs.
2. Anything of or relating to breasts aka boobs
1. Arriving at or having reached the stage of notable breast development aka boobs.
2. Anything of or relating to breasts aka boobs
1. Tonya was so excided that she was becoming boobescent. Her tiny little A Cuppers had finally started to sprout.
2. Carl is a breast man. The only thing he cares about in a woman is her tits. The dude is completely boobescent when it comes to his definition of a hot babe.
2. Carl is a breast man. The only thing he cares about in a woman is her tits. The dude is completely boobescent when it comes to his definition of a hot babe.
by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015
Get the Boobescent mug.When a person grabs their own breasts, while squeezing, flapping, lifting, licking, etc., while making strange sounds. Most commonly associated with the obesedon race.
Tim: (whisper) Hey Jim!
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.
Jim: (whisper) what?
Tim: see that guy over there with that huge moob pair?
Jim: yeah....
Tim: I caught him boobsturbating in the bathroom.
Jim: OK..........O_.
Tim: do you know what boobsturbate means?
Jim: no.
by SUPER ddong-jjeem April 20, 2012
Get the boobsturbate mug.by Barb9 September 18, 2006
Get the bombest mug.adj. Having large breasts.
by baby bZ November 14, 2011
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