Bonzai

Sound made when jumping from high heights. Like the Empire State Building or a tall cliff.

He just jumped off that tall building and all you heard was bonzai as he raced down the side of the building.

by I Like Pizza Rolls November 10, 2009

boozah

adj. The Drunkest female at the bar seeming so eager to get into anyones pants they will proceed to crack it open right there at any attempt you throw to pick them up.

Damn look at that Boozah! That bitch is so schloshed ima fuck it right hurr!

by Big ass CJ July 1, 2006

Bonzhai

A fun loving female player from world of warcraft on the server of Mannoroth. Can be loud and annoying but over all has the heart of gold that will give up what she can to help a guildie or friend. Tends to have a bad string of luck with life and seems very depressed much of the time behind the giggles. Loves to play several classes, but a druid is the pick of her list.

Oh look! it is Bonzhai
Yeah I know, she helped me get my epic flying last week! So nice.

by SkittlesFresh October 19, 2010

Bonzai

Defined as a mildly annoying prank, like moving someone's pencil case 3 inches to the left or putting a piece of paper labelled "Bonzai" in someone's backpack. Members can be involved in complex bonzai wars, where the two parties try to make like slightly more difficult for the other. It is frowned upon to involve a non-bonzaier in a bonzai war.

Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'

*moves book to another table* Bonzai!!!

Informal/Comedic President William Henry Harrison bonzaied the USA by dying 31 days into his presidency

by Paleosis February 15, 2018

Bonzhoff

(n)
1. ass hole, having ass hole like qualities, an actual ass hole.
2. Someone that no one takes seriously, loser, faggot.

(adj)
1. gay, not fun at all, boring.
2. completely retarded or irrelevant

(n)
1- Hey check out that Bonzhoff over there with the leather pants on.
2- I was having fun until that Bonzhoff showed up.
3- George Bush is a complete Bonzhoff.

(adj)
1- I was going to go to Chad's party, but I heard that it was totally Bonzhoff.
2- Pete's research paper consisted of mostly Bonzhoff information.

by P. Stachio March 23, 2010

Bonah

what a hard dick is called in Boston

hey dude, my dick is hard
No way, you have a bonah

by Lio messi legend February 24, 2022

bonzai

A really tiny type of tree that comes from Japan. They're so small that you won't believe it's really a tree.

Oh! I need to water my bonzai now.

by coryk July 13, 2006