Bonedog

When the shaft of a penis slides between the buttock's cheeks whilst avoiding penetration.

"I'd love a bonedog in the morning"

by horny seeker February 21, 2021

Banned Camp

Used in online forums to denote where one goes when they are banned. A pun on 'band camp'.

op: ask a guy who just got back from banned camp anything
mod who banned him: You must like it there, you have gone again! (bans him)

by j4mi3 February 2, 2012

Ken Boned

When the media turns you into an Internet celebrity overnight, then systematically tears your character apart two days later after discovering you're a flawed human being - just like everybody else.

You might want to reconsider making that YouTube video. If it goes viral, you have a good chance of getting Ken Boned.

by ElectrikCoolaid October 14, 2016

school banned me

When you're really bored so you have a look at urban dictionary only to realise it's a banned site.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sh*t! I'm bored and school banned me from urban dictionary and we're all going to dieeeeeee

by dontclickthelink! April 15, 2018

butt bonnet

A polite name to call somebody who is an ass hat - but you make a decision to not be vulgar in the process.

My dearest, you have once again proven yourself to be an A-1 butt bonnet!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 14, 2019

Mount n' Boned

When you crack open an ice cold dew and it slaps so hard and feels so good goin' down, it's like you just busted a phat glob of fresh churned love butter. Don't forget the marlboro red to go with it.

Gas station attendant: "Very good number 1 cold dew buy one get one same price! Mount n' Boned all day my friend!"

Generic low income white male: "Gawdamn right diaper head and don't ferget my smokes with it. By the way theres a phat glob on my $20, it ain't one them $2 johns."

by fat obese lady August 1, 2022

bonnee

A woman that frequently casts shade upon those that may grace her company. An early admirer of wit in others and a fierce competitor. A choice expletive is never far from her lips. However, if one is so blessed to win a smile from her, one will find her company enchanting.

I was lucky enough to get Bonnee to laugh at one of my jokes.

by Mister Darcy February 18, 2017