type-bonics

The use of Ebonics when typing/texting a message. Using symbols in place of letters for the sole purpose of making yourself look cooler than you really are, all the while coming off like a complete Bozo and driving your friends insanely bonkers!

ex 1- wh3n y0u typ3 lik3 di$... it's not cool! Stop using type-bonics and type like a normal human being!

ex 2- Ke$ha

by MissPixiecup805 July 12, 2011

Craig Bonich

Guitarist of the band Head Automatica. Also co-wrote the song 'Beating Heart Baby."

Craig Bonich was such an amazing guitar player last night at the Head Automatica concert!

by ha gurl October 23, 2007

e-bonics

Electronic ebonics, or the practice of reducing normal, comprehensible sentences into a few choice letters and symbols. Punctuation is optional and often discouraged. This form of communication began with instant messenging systems but has spread to other forms of dialogue, making it far more annoying.

Guy 1: omfg im n luv wit dis gurl
Guy 2: Are you retarded? Gurl isn't even short for anything. You just spelled it wrong for the sake of being a dumbass. You need to ditch the e-bonics.

by wonder weasel April 28, 2006

U-bonics

A made up language that incorporates slang, mispronounced words, poor gramar, and "clever" word associations.

U-bonics is a form of degraded English, used mostly by lower class American youth.

"What dat fo? You know wat I be sayin! U-bonics iz I talkin bout!"

by Spirrowmint April 16, 2006

bonish

Almost worth boning

Emily would be bonish if it weren't for her saggy tits

by Moohop August 18, 2017

she-bonics

The way tough grrrls talk including spittle-heavy wisecracking, gum-poping in-slang.

The antonym for she-bonics is Menglish; a word coined by 'femainist' writer Vardes One.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

c-bonics

Canadian slang words.

An example of someone speaking in c-bonics "Last night, I cashed my pogey and went to buy a mickey of C.C. at the beer parlour, but my skidoo got stuck in the muskeg on my way back to the duplex. I was trying to deke out a deer, you see. Damn chinook, melted everything. And then a Mountie snuck up behind me in a ghost car and gave me an impaired. I was S.O.L., sitting there dressed only in my Stanfields and a toque at the time. And the Mountie, he's all chippy and everything, calling me a "shit disturber" and what not. What could I say, except, "Sorry, EH!"

by Doobsie November 9, 2006