Bonified Boner

The most real boner you can get

"Megan Fox is hot."
"Definately, she's given me a bonified boner."

by Phate007 July 10, 2009

Bonitis

A serious medical condition in which the bones are extremely brittle and almost constantly deliver extreme pain. To date there is no cure, however there are treatments to make the pain less severe. There will likely not be a cure until the year 3000

Steve: He man let's go bone all those chicks!
Sean: I can't man... it's the bonitis :(

by Curtis_house May 26, 2009

bonbins

Word used for daddy's facial stubble at a particularly prickly stage.

'Mind your bonbins daddy'
'they are scratchy'

by harrietness March 6, 2007

Bonification

The process of juxtaposing one's boner to another, in a rather businesslike manner, to come to some sort of conclusion.

Juan had practiced bonification with Raul in many business deals, the winner being the person with the biggest boner.

by TherealBeau August 4, 2016

Bonabian

The fermented combination of semen, anal fluid and blood found at the base of every glory hole.

EX1. I stepped in some gnarly ass bonabian at a rest stop, i had to toss the shoe it started eating through the sole.

EX2.

Dude 1 "I asked the girl in my chem class out, she said i smelt like bonabian, wtf is bonabian?"

Dude 2. "liquid death bro lol"

by SquiddySquiddySquiddySquiddy September 27, 2011

bonified

The act of being boned and then feeling satisfied.

Dude, yesterday I totally boned miley cyrus, it was awesome.

Really?

Yeahhh, it was great.

Did she like it?

Well I knew she did when she said, " Omg, baby you left me bonified.

by melissa675893 February 15, 2010

Bonification Process

The process of a penis transforming from "soft" to "hard".

I'm about to get all up in that as soon as the bonification process has completed.

by tanuki1980 July 13, 2010