Bonsai

n. A new, extremely ugly and unfashinable type of shoe coming out, whose add spams everything, including this site. Its design is composed of a sandal, with the special trademark feature of a very furry sole. However, this causes a very unpleasant shoe, resembling a muppet after being skinned and fitted to a loser's foot. Only suited to wannabe pimps and hardcore lesbos.
Can also be used to describe something or someone, usually a woman, who has not shaved in a while, and so has accumulated an amassment of hideous hair.

John: Hey, so I saw Alicia took you up to her room last night! How'd it go?
Jack: Oh, it was a total let down...That woman's hairy as a BONSAI sandal! I couldn't even penetrate that junk!
John: Oh wow, that does sound horrible. Well at least she wasn't wearing Bonsai sandals!
Jack: Oh yeah, I would have killed myself.

by Heywhatsup February 5, 2008

horizontal bonsai

When you are a drunken Swedish man and you can't quite remember the name of a sex position.

Did you do the Horizontal Bonsai?

by SGNelson10 July 7, 2017

Bonsai children

To tap into the burgeoning market of people who like children of specific size/shape/age ranges. Transposing age old bonsai techniques with modern surgery and brainwashing procedures.

her bonsai children never grew up

by orlando November 27, 2004

bonsai sandals

an advertisement found often on urban dictionary. you may see it right now. they are comfy. and for men and women apparently.

Fraser wears Bonsai Sandals.

by Fraser_the_Lumberjack November 21, 2007

bonsai penis

Like a penis, only smaller.

"She wasn't too impressed with my bonsai penis"

by W48 November 12, 2014

Bonsai Rodeo

(Have your friend hidden in your bedroom closet beforehand)Whislt making sweet love to your special somebody in the classic "doggie-style" position, right before climax, the male wraps his arms around her waist tightly and yells "WHOOOOOO". At this time hidden friend jumps out of said closet, causing female to panic and try to escape. The gentlemen then rides her around the room like a bucking bronco.

Thanks to Daniel, Tanner had a Bonsai Rodeo last night with Jenny. He held on for 8 seconds!

by TannerB March 11, 2008

bongshite

Filthy black foul smelling gunge that builds up on the bongs of people who smoke mixes (where dirty low grade cannibis resin is mixed with cigarette tobacco and the whole lot is "toasted" then powdered)

whoever spilled that can lick that cunting bongshite of my carpet, next time you come in my house bring some fucking proper drugs

by Refribuleyne Reticulator March 21, 2004