Björk

Absolute perfection. Most gorgeous woman alive.
Incredibly talented. Unique in every way.

Me: Björk flows with amazing talent...it makes me want to got to Iceland!

by Sarah Röse October 3, 2007

Björk

The most talented, beautiful and creative being on planet Earth.

Ian: "Did you worship Björk today?"

Gregg: "Hell yeah! I worship Björk everyday!"

by Björk's Disciple November 7, 2007

bjorklund

is a name from Finland that means strong, and smart. Bjorklund is very rare in america.

That Bjorklund knows a lot, and is strong.

by a bjorklund January 1, 2012

Björk

to be amazing

Did you see the way that guy did a backflip on his bike? that was so Björk!!

by Jimmy January 31, 2004

bjorked

A colloquial augmentation of the phrase 'borked', meaning 'broken beyond repair' or 'cream crackered'.

'Bjorked' means ultimately the same thing as 'borked', but has a much nicer Icelandic-sounding ring to it.

It is especially effective when referring to under-performing people or products from Scandinavia.

Petter Solberg just totally bjorked his car by driving into that tree.

by Rymix June 26, 2006

bjork

The act of having sex (or generally fooling around) with a copy of oneself; be it robot, clone, simulation, dream, time-travel paradox or otherwise.

The robots bjorked in Björk's video for "All Is Full of Love."

Homer bjorks himself in the Simpsons episode There's Something About Marrying.

I doubt I'd bjork myself if I went back in time; I'm a bit too hairy.

by heyfuture June 5, 2009

BJORK

(v) To act in an outlandish manner; create a confusing spectacle

She's going to Bjork up the place with her new see-through monkey outfit.

by anonymous August 23, 2003