A hairstyle resembling a dried, stiff, dirty rag mop with fake curls similar to a mullet. Usually enhanced with the inclusion of cigarette smoke and a receding hairline.
Hey, that is a nice "bock". Would you come over and clean my floors with it later?
A megalomanic of low skill or competence who has just enough power or authority to make one's life miserable. A Bock can usually be appeased with fawning or flattery.
See also: Tinpot Dictator
"Hey, Suzie!"
"Hey, Johnny!"
"Want to jack off my bock?"
"OK!"
Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh
"Mmmmm"
"Damn, I don't know if it's milk or cum!!!!111 I'll drink it to find out then!"