Capt'n Picard had a borgasm
by Christopher W. Henderson December 16, 2008
Get the Borgasm mug.A word used to describe the opposite of an orgasm. When a guy is getting really into it and thrusting away, while the girl is thinking of a shopping list. The guy has a great orgasm while the girl is left with a borgasm.
by Why I Oughta! August 16, 2011
Get the Borgasm mug.Big man who resembles bear, who wears female like lip ring and whom dresses in the dark. He also holds the door open for young fleshy women.Om nom nom nom. As a result said young women walks into door.
by bearycool March 11, 2009
Get the Beargasm mug.The act of getting rilly confused, vomitting, or mispronouncing of a word. Usually induced my extreme intakes of alcohol.
Friend1: Man, playing football is rilly confusing
Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude
Friend2: You must be having a borgasm or something, dude
by Jazoon April 25, 2006
Get the borgasm mug.by Nick Borgmann May 5, 2005
Get the borgasm mug.(n.) A male masturbatory orgasm with bad timing as the wanker is accidentally met with an unpleasant sight or sound.
A: Yeah, I shouldn't have turned my head to that grindcore band poster...it was a horrible blargasm.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.
B: Oh right, then try living next door to someone who watches Oprah and Richard Simmons everyday.
by Blargspeed April 19, 2009
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