blamph

A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.

Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!

by pentozali July 6, 2010

blumph

to recieve a BJ whilst dropping ass (taking a shit, doing a dump)

I'm needing a shit, do you fancy giving me a blumph?

by johny 86257 July 2, 2006

Blumphie

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

by Bumble510 January 23, 2009

Blumphing

Blumphing (to blumph)

To recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown.

(getting head while shitting)

"hey dude, do you know what Blumphing is?"

"yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit!"

by Makeshiftfill June 27, 2006

Blympic Games

a mix of the special olympics and a marathon for fat people. The asperger's special olympics for fat boys. Here you can kill 2 birds with one stone.

Treat the retarded aspie and lose weight at the same time.

I think I will attend the blympic games to treat my asperger's and lose the weight.

by Mike Doughy Asspie Rehmeyer March 12, 2009

Blemphis

a blunt smoked in Memphis

Damn Lola, this blunt is Blemphis-style dank!

by Jason, Kelly, and Sara February 3, 2008

BlemPhesemiatity

Nick Bergaus Penis has been reaserched and is said to be the biggest thickest dick in the planet he has hard rock abs as well

You Know you wish Blemphesemiatity would happen to xander and sean

by bigyogibear March 21, 2010