bludwing

So this is something on Google to never search its a very bad thing its basically Manga or anime but inappropriate like very inappropriate please don't search it up

Tim: hey John?

John: yes?
Tim: have you heard of bludwing its very good to jack off to

John: never talk to me ever again

by Micheals_gf February 17, 2022

blurinate

To urinate whilst discharging blood.

"I think I should go to the doctor, I just went to go pee and instead I blurinated."

"I got kicked so hard in the nuts, I thought I was going to blurinate!"

by Aerosurfer March 27, 2009

Blurging

To blurg

Man, your sweater is BLURGING

by maroon6 November 29, 2011

BLURPING

A vaginal blood clot during a menstrual cycle added with a bad fart asshole
pain.

She is blurping right now.

by FRANCESCAVARFALLMEEVA September 7, 2022

Blurping

That moment when you wake up, stand up, and a tidal wave of your fucking period blood gushes out of your vagina.

I blurping last night and woke up on the Japanese flag.

by caitasaurus95 June 20, 2011

Blurpin

Blurpin is the female version of the Blumpkin, in which a female sits on a toilet and recieves oral sex as she poops.

Dude, I was blurpin my girlfriend when she was texting on the phone.

by Avery199 July 23, 2011

blurfing

Surfing blogs (a combination of blog + surfing).

I spent all night blurfing from one link to another.

by afillo May 28, 2007