A day of the week in between Thursday and Friday. According to most calendar experts Blurnsday occurs once a month on alternating weeks (either alternating the 2nd and 3rd week or the 1st and 4th week) but some believe that Blurnsday happens more than once per month, every week, or not at all. This is of course excluding the Blurnsday extremists that believe Blurnsday only occurs every 4th full moon.
Man 1: You can put the next appointment on my calendar for next Blurnsday.
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*
Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*
Receptionist: Okay sir, you should be here in 17 days.
Man 2: *Does the math*
Man 2: *Gasp* You’re a Blurnsday extremist!!
Both men: *Storm away in anger*
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1. When the cops hit the sirens.
2. When you get in trouble with an authority figure.
_props to Hyphy from the hip hop forums.com_
this is the previous definition:
The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style
which is not very hip hop to do while driving your ride.
1. When the cops hit the sirens.
2. When you get in trouble with an authority figure.
_props to Hyphy from the hip hop forums.com_
this is the previous definition:
The act of simultaneously burping and vomiting - usually projectile style
which is not very hip hop to do while driving your ride.
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