Blunderbussed

When you visit finger banging land and the lady farts all over your hand.

Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".

Stephen, "Cool".

Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".

by CornbreadBenn July 17, 2013

Blunderbuss

Organized chaos

My office is a total blunderbuss, so leave me alone vial woman. I’m only kidding. Let me get this under here...”chocolates, for me....please, you probably give these out to all of your patients.” No, I got them for you, your favorite Mars sampler pack.

by Steve Zucchini December 07, 2018

Blunderbuss

A mass shooting.

There was a blunderbuss at Umpqua Community College where nine students were killed.

by Josheedo October 03, 2015

Blunderbuss

A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.

lol that blunderbuss was cool

by dictionaryblob128 May 11, 2022

Blunderbuss

Basically a pirate Shawdy Shawdy (shotgun) except extremely inaccurate, dangerous, and pretty strong in Sea of Thieves

Pirate: *pulls out blunderbuss* Yarghh Hand over the treasure ya scurvy dog before i blunderbuss ya to davy jones’s locker
Justin: Bro chill were in sea of thieves

by Soviet Red Soldier June 25, 2022

Blunderbuss

Shoving a whole can of zyn’s up your ass and later shitting it out after your done

“Yo I’m about to go Blunderbuss the schools toilet”
“Yo I’m about to Blunderbuss in my gf mouth”

by CockBlocker425 May 12, 2024

Blunderbuss

A butthole of a mid 40’s male which has the ability to spackle the inside of a toilet with equal parts elegance and pizazz.

Gabe’s blunderbuss is well known to have impacted a bathroom or two.

by Gam Jam23 April 09, 2021