Blunderbuss

A mass shooting.

There was a blunderbuss at Umpqua Community College where nine students were killed.

by Josheedo November 19, 2015

Blunderbuss

Organized chaos

My office is a total blunderbuss, so leave me alone vial woman. I’m only kidding. Let me get this under here...”chocolates, for me....please, you probably give these out to all of your patients.” No, I got them for you, your favorite Mars sampler pack.

by Steve Zucchini December 7, 2018

Blunderbussed

When you visit finger banging land and the lady farts all over your hand.

Joe, "So I was totally finger blasting Susy crazy hard last night".

Stephen, "Cool".

Joe, "Yeah, but she blunderbussed me and my boner died".

by CornbreadBenn August 26, 2013

Blunderbuss

A mid-1600s medium-range flintlock pistol or rifle that had an almost cartoon like, wide, outwards curving barrel, and was designed to shoot LITERALLY anything. You could literally shoot a freaking corn out and it would be fine.

lol that blunderbuss was cool

by dictionaryblob128 May 11, 2022

Surprise Blunderbuss

When your girl is asleep sneak into the bathroom and load her hairdryer up with various items. Perhaps some dried semen, pubic hair, or bacon flavored lube. Set the hairdryer back in its place. Sit and wait patiently for your girl to get shot gunned Kurt Cobain style by the surprise Blunderbuss.

Bro 1. Yeah bro Cassie isn't talking to me anymore...
Bro 2. Ahh what happened??
Bro 1. I hit that bitch with a Surprise Blunderbuss
Bro 2. What did you load it with
Bro 1. Sperm and her grandmother's ashes

by Cave man101 December 13, 2019

Blunderbuss

Basically a pirate Shawdy Shawdy (shotgun) except extremely inaccurate, dangerous, and pretty strong in Sea of Thieves

Pirate: *pulls out blunderbuss* Yarghh Hand over the treasure ya scurvy dog before i blunderbuss ya to davy jones’s locker
Justin: Bro chill were in sea of thieves

by Soviet Red Soldier June 24, 2022

Blunderbuss

A butthole of a mid 40’s male which has the ability to spackle the inside of a toilet with equal parts elegance and pizazz.

Gabe’s blunderbuss is well known to have impacted a bathroom or two.

by Gam Jam23 April 8, 2021