blumpshe

the process of giving A woman oral sex while she is sitting on the toilet.

My girlfriend is happy because last night I gave her a Blumpshe.

by luke Finn August 1, 2008

Blumperation

The act of throwing a party or celebration for a friend who has just recieved a blumpkin.

"Dude, Matt just got a blumpkin and we are throwing a blumperation. Can you bring the chips?"

by Jolly Jose June 2, 2007

Bumpster

A person that you are not sure is homeless or a hipster.

"Wait, is that guy homeless or a hipster?"

"Neither, he's a bumpster."

by Smorpheus July 13, 2012

blusterfuck

verb: to be fucked by wind and/or other elements.

I was just outside in that ridiculous rain and windstorm. I was totally just blusterfucked

by Charlezfalcon October 30, 2010

Blumpsterbation

Blumpsterbation is to masturbate while taking a dump, derived from the term Blumpster.

Man, the other day I was doing some blumpsterbation but the smell got so bad I couldn't even finish.

by Khaytsus January 29, 2008

Blumpersal

Getting a blowjob while the GIRL is taking a shit. Reverse blumpkin.

I thought she was going to pee, but instead she pulled me in and gave me a blumpersal. Nothing like getting your knob polished to the sound of violent diarrhea.

by O.G.-YaYo December 2, 2009

blusterfuck

The act of being completely fucked over from all directions by the forces of nature, including but not limited to snow, wind, hail, meteors, or anything else that generally falls from the sky.

My car just got blown off the road by that blusterfuck of wind.

by Phenton Wandsnout January 26, 2014