Bumcake

1) A bum with a cake in it

2) Insult to a stupid person

3) A cake with a bum in it.

DAMN! I love a good old slice of bumcake!

Joe your a effing bumcake

Mmmmmm....Bumcake....

by Daniel Munn + James Gill July 21, 2006

bumcake

a slang word used to describe the end result of defecating.

i had to go to the toilet 7 times today,each time to do a bumcake.

by tangent uk April 17, 2006

blumpken

to shit while getting a blowjob and taking a bong load

by Anonymous August 7, 2003

bumcakes

bumcakes are cakes shaped like an ass.

"wasn't it ironic when jim pushed sergio's face into the bumcakes and made him eat them?"

by missnull July 24, 2008

bluecake

A person who will reject the obvious explanation for something because it doesn't agree with what he wants it to be.

John: Why did they name it after the lowest Hindu caste?
Jake: Dude they named it because they are untouchable and impossible to reach. Don't be such a bluecake.

by Kndbadbro May 19, 2018

bumcake

a bumcake is a shit when it is in a pile like a cake or when hairy swetty men called ted, shit in there own babiies nappy to make a big pile of BUMCAKE

omg ted u have done it again

wot
uhave made anouther pile of crap it must be a bumcake

by a legend called sellers April 22, 2004

bumcake

When you go to take a poo and you don't sit far back enough and the poo smooshes into a cake on the seat.

Me:"I totally made a bumcake on the toilet in zellers."
My Friend: "Awesome!!"

by whatsthematteriwithyou???? July 16, 2008