blotter

A small, square piece of absorbant paper usually containing one hit of LSD. Usually chewed and swallowed.

Let's buy a sheet of blotter.

by Carmel February 21, 2005

blootered

Intoxicated with liquor

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.

by T July 15, 2002

BLOTUS

Biggest Liar Of The United States

BLOTUS likes to use Alternative Facts

by Bisset2 January 27, 2017

Blotting

London slang meaning; the act of selling drugs (sometimes referred to as 'shotting')

Man 1: "Safe man, you blotting out here?"

Man 2: "Yeah blud, I got *weed/MDMA/cocaine"

At which point the exchange of money and drugs occurs and the transaction is complete

by marsh93 September 17, 2013

blotto

Drunk. Other terms which mean 'drunk' are: intoxicated, pissed, smashed, Oliver Twist (rhyming slang), potted, soused, in your cups, off the wagon, slaughtered, hammered, wasted, shit-faced, squiffy, legless, sozzled, plastered, sloshed, inebriated, tipsy, tiddly, paralytic, tanked up, on the booze, on the piss, on the sauce

Wife: "You were the one who ended up blotto last night and introduced your dinner to the 'welcome' mat. You can wash it and then wring it out".

Man: "Right now I feel like it's my brain that needs wringing out".

by Stormsworder February 4, 2007

Blotneasna

Term to describe how it feels to wait to recieve a text. Usually happens during a long late night conversation with a girl or boy you like. This feeling is similar to being anxious but this word describes a teens feeling while texting.

Man: I shouldn't text this girl so much. I always end up with Blotneasna when she Dosent text back.
Friend: Same dude. That happens all the time to me!

by Bennetth June 7, 2016

BLTT

Bacon Lynx Teilsy Takoz

My favourite Youtuber is Team BLTT!

by Dave Rodgers November 22, 2018