bloopie

the sound made when slapping a female breast.

i accidentally hit my wife on the breast yesterday, the bloopie was so loud!

by CaireLushh February 19, 2011

bloopy

the feeling of being full, from eating too much, bloated and uncomfortable

After the enormous bowl of spaghetti I ate I felt so bloopy.

by Dennelle September 22, 2003

Bloopy

While having sex with a woman in the doggystyle position, you lick your middle finger and bury into her ass

Watching her ass pound up against my cock I couldn't help but give a nice bloopy.

by sandman6373 September 5, 2007

bloopy

when you go to take a shit and for some odd reason, you throw up

ughhh i cant believe i bloopy'd.

what is that?

i went to poop and i threw up

maybe it was cuz of the smell

NO!!!! IT WAS A BLOOPY!!!!!!!!!!!

by taco smith March 24, 2010

Bloopy

Adj. An object that is past it's prime, saturated with time, ready to be tossed out

That old avocado is getting really bloopy.

by iamastrategist March 22, 2019

Five Finger Bloopy

A Five Finger Bloopy is the act of consentially, forcefully putting your fingers into a person's anal cavity and opening your hand like a pair of tongs at a cookout.

When I was in jail, Tyrone gave me a Five Finger Bloopy.

by agsftw12 May 28, 2018

Bloopie

The act of queefing menstrual blood into one man's mouth while pooping into another man's mouth

She gives a good bloopie

by XxrainbowXkissXx March 13, 2021