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When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.
Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.
by danns March 6, 2013
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A prolapsed asshole.
Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.
by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017
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Right after pulling your penis out of a female's anus, the anus stays wide open for a fraction of a second, resembling a bloomin' onion.
After Steve pulled his stark erection out of Candace's firm buttucks, it resembled a bloomin' onion for what seemed like less than a second.
by D. Snutz June 8, 2003
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when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.
Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"
by LaughingAboutBrentDick August 14, 2009
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When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.
I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!
by Tallahassee Tallboy August 11, 2017
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