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blondesploitation

The 'stigmafication' and/or '-sploitation' of an entire genre of individuals (usually female) based solely on hair color and/or hue (the color and/or hue being of light, fair or 'Blonde in nature). Said individuals are generally noted as baing dumb, ditzy or even 'dingy' (just to name a few terms here) simply by their association with their hair color (being namely 'blonde') either by birth or dyed that way. Many would go so far as to assume that a blonde person(s) reading this definition would have no idea what the hell I'm talking about here or who it is this entry is intended to define.
"Does Halloween ever fall on Friday the 13th?'

Just repeating the above mentioned is a clear example of just the kind of rat bastard who's hell bent on blondsploitation and would stop at nothing to give them a spot on his (or her) cable access TV show.

The blonde joke I heard at the Star Trek convention is just another lame example of blondesploitation.
by Pauliapalooza December 7, 2006
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blondist

a person who's racist towards blondes
1: you're a Blondist!
by Smart Blondes Inc. July 4, 2008
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Blondes

A femine figure who, though equally as intellegent as others, is dubbed as dumb. While they are often ridiculed and constantly being used in jokes in reality hair colour isn't something to judge.
positive: Blondes are equally as wise as brunettes!
negative: Blonde moment!
by em< 3 April 16, 2006
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blondies

a group of fine ass blonde girls
DAYUM did you see those blondies
by pimpmasta December 15, 2004
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blondes

People who are very underrated.Blondes are no dumber than any other hair color.
Yes I am a blonde.Gotta a problem with that?
by Allison August 30, 2004
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blondeside

When an attractive person, frequently a young blonde woman, surprises another party with quick wit and intelligence.
"I never realized how intelligent you were until I spoke with you....you totally blondesided me!"
by kittyinlaw May 20, 2008
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montana blondes

A sheep date eg; a “date" with a sheep that does not cost much since there are no women on the prairie the only blondes you see are sheep thus Montana blondes
I've had many Montana blondes because no means no but baaa can mean whatever you want

Why do you have that one sheep tied up is she your Montana blonde

I heard you like Montana blondes; eg, fucking sheep
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