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Blomster

The act of two people scissoring but instead of stimulating each other a fart is expelled into the other's anus. On rare occasions a shart is transferred from anus to anus making it a blomster royale. On occasion the unintentional act of a space docking shart will occur.
That blomster from the other night left me feeling bloated for days.

I was trying the blomster for the first time with Kevin and he sharted right into my vagina like a total Chad
by parrotmoniker October 10, 2011
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blonase

n. used to describe cocain or meth. generally used by habitial users who have screwed up there nasal passages to the point that they can't breathe thru their noses with out it.
man my allergies are killing me, you got any blonase?
by yomikey75 March 20, 2009
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Blowmaster

Someone who is the determined master of giving bloweys.
You are the fucking blowmaster.
by nodaddynotthebelt April 19, 2010
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blowasaki

A term used to describe a girl (frequently used on girls if asian decent, although it could be used in all ethnicities.) who performs oral extraction of semen and slurps every single drop of cum .
Who? Carol, yep she took me to japan right in blowasaki. I was done before i could taste the sushi.
by Kennyoftamarack June 9, 2021
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fort blamass

I gay bar that Markiplier crated with the help of JackSepticEye.
by Kokovo May 16, 2016
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Bosnian Blowasaur

When one plays Pokemon Go! in Bosnia. They may believe they have caught a Bulbasaur but instead the find a landmine.
Guy 1: Hey, where is Novak?
Guy 2: He was trailing a Bulbasaur over by the park and caught a Bosnian Blowasaur instead. He lost both of his legs and now his dog is running around the yard to hatch his eggs for him.
by Charlie T. July 21, 2016
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biomass

I just did a huge biomass at the National Gallery toilet.
by P3 EDay 2 April 28, 2010
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