blinker fluid

(btw i totally met a girl who fell for this)

a really good almost-real-sounding term to use with the intent of throwing off a ditz.

Crystal: "My right blinker doesnt work."
James: "You're probably out of blinker fluid."
(later at auto zone)
Crystal: "I would like to buy some blinker fluid, please."
Clerk: "What the hell??"

by jackieshmackie April 17, 2006

12 O'Clock Blinker

Someone who is so inept of technical knowledge that all clocks in his or her house blink 12:00 constantly. (VCR, Microwave, etc.)

That 12 O'Clock Blinker couldn't figure out how to make toast let alone reboot her computer.

by Ed Shusky January 9, 2006

blinker

a foreign vehicular feature to the drivers of Los Angeles

Non-L.A. Driver: I wouldn't have hit your car if I had known you were trying to get into my lane! Why didn't you use a blinker?!

L.A. Driver: Well, geez! You can't expect my Audi to have EVERY new feature.

Non-L.A. Driver: (glares disbelievingly)

by ASilentHero September 8, 2011

blinker boy

A person who moronically drives down the street or highway with his or her turn signal on, making other drivers think he or she wants to change lanes, when in fact, he or she simply has forgotten to disengage the turn signal from a lane change many minutes or even hours ago.

I slowed down to let that Isuzu Trooper into my lane but it turned out he was just a blinker boy.

by RachWho? August 30, 2008

Double Blinker

To take two consecutive hits from a pen without stopping.

“Dude it was crazy, last night I hit a double blinker. I just wouldn’t stop sucking.”

by Word_Wizz January 2, 2022

blinker fluid

An imaginary fluid in cars which enables the turn signals to work.

Aggrivated Driver: This asshat keeps changing lanes without using his signal!
Sarcastic Wife: He must be low on blinker fluid, honey.

by Merkle July 22, 2008

blinker fluid

Often heard on the CB between Truckers. If a driver has passed them and left a turn signal on, they will call up and tell them they are running out of "Blinker Fluid"

Hey that Bull Hauler that just passed the FreightShaker in the hammer, your gonna run outta Blinker Fluid.

by Wee Ph1l April 16, 2006