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freeway blogger

A coward in the strongest sense of the word, this feeble minded pantywaist attempts to drum up support for his laughable ideology through the use of unintelligent and silly hand made signs. This mental lightweight scampers around the freeways of California, quickly places his ridiculous signs up, then scurries away so as not to face any criticism. Both his mental capacity and sexuality are in question. He exemplifies what it is to be a giant pussy.
The Freeway Blogger puts up signs in the same way that my dog licks its testicles - normal people are thankful that they have more intelligence than that. He also takes it in the pooper.
by ScarlettP March 19, 2008
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backseat blogger

Similar to a backseat driver but for Internet blogs instead of cars. They leave annoying comments criticizing how someone else chooses to write their blog or criticizing what they choose to write about in their own blog.
"Hey you shouldn't write about that kind of junk in your blog!"
"What a backseat blogger."
by FataMorganaPseudonym January 18, 2008
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Urban Blogger

A sometimes obsessive contributor to Urban Dictionary whose style is more apropros to an Urban Encyclopedia listing or a private blog posting.

Long, rambling opinions fill the page, or pages, required for the URBAN BLOGGER's "definition" -- (including retorts to every previous post).
"Some Urban Dictionary "editors" are really URBAN BLOGGERs."
by Chingo Bolemongo September 26, 2006
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I'm no jazz blogger

Preface indicating that someone is not an expert in what they are about to discuss, but is going to go on to make an opinionated statement about it anyway.
Mulch? I'm no jazz blogger, but you want that in your garden.
by zndnc July 15, 2011
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Bloggessed

Similar to Kawasakied, but on a slightly smaller scale. When ones blog is commented on by someone whose blog has been kawasakied.
Dude, I totally got bloggessed today!
by Michael T Adams March 9, 2008
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bloggress

That bloggress is hot!
by dafalala December 24, 2008
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bloggerate

When a real-world news article gets reworded and obliterated by someone's personal opinions and bias, then the article is picked back up by another news source, thus, spreading misinformation, or severely tainted information, to the masses. Could also be viewed as a digital version of the childrens' game known as telephone.
Joe: Hey, did you see this article about the clown that drove his car into a swimming pool? The article says he was on drugs.

Mike: Yeah, I saw the article earlier on a more reliable news website and the clown actually had a medical condition and it was purely an accident, no drugs were involved. Sounds like you got the bloggerated version.

Joe: Oh. I hate that.
by compact asian April 25, 2010
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