Bloatkin

Similar to the blumpkin, the delicately balanced are of getting your cock sucked while hurling.

I unexpectedly bloatkined on this girls head...wonder if it was her gnarly face or the 8 shots of Tequila

by KJ026 November 29, 2011

Camp Bloat

A feeling after one has been excessively camping and/or cabining, rafting, eating randomly, sleeping terribly and suffering from achey butt bones & bloat-like feeling of body parts.

Damn it, I've been rafting all day and now I'm falling pry to camp bloat!

by Lo_Lo#1 September 8, 2010

coke bloat

When a regular cocaine sniffer experiences a puffy and bloated appearence in the face, especially the cheeks.

Tom: lyndsey used to be so hot but she's got all fat in the face.

Ted: Nar man, she's just got a bad case of coke bloat.

Tom: Arr right, she needs to get off the blow.

by miss.louise May 30, 2007

bleethed

when a previously hot girl gets strung out on coke or other drugs to the point that she is no longer hot.

DId you see that hot girl from high school at the bar with the douchbag? she is totally bleethed.

by oncalldba December 28, 2007

Bloatlord

1. Could've started from the perception of extremely large bodybuilders having bloated looking stomachs (Palumboism) which occurs when the oblique muscles thicken and make it hard for a bodybuilder to hold their stomach in. These absolute kings of man kind are menaces to society.

Look at these absolute bloatlords. They get people mirin' left and right.

by Tomboy enthusiast September 14, 2021

bloatation

noun. to feel the repercussions of one's menstrual cycle. The bloating of the abdomen causes one to feel like a bursting water balloon.

Damn. I was suffering from extreme bloatation last night.

by shawnabananaa February 15, 2007

Blogtard

A person who is in love with blogging.

John just registered on Blogtard and he has become a real blogtard now.

by a budding wordsmith September 29, 2011