Britarded

When someone acts stupid and basically sounds just like Brianne after drinking Lemonade with wayyy too much sugar in it.

1) Wow, you're britarded.
2) That was one of the most britarded things you have ever done.
3) She's the slut...boooonnngggg.
4) Damn I really want a bagel.

by Kershaw July 5, 2004

britarded

when something is BRILLIANT, but RETARDED.

All the Matrix movies are britarded!

by Brian Owenby June 18, 2008

Blarted

Using this word will just give the other person the utter must disgrace

Nah bro you have been blarted brother

by Big batty eater 69 October 29, 2019

Blarted

Closely related to Sharted, or the act of sharting. When you fart and accidentally shit your pants accompanied with some rectum blood. Usually happens with gay men and/or distended colon.

That fag just blarted and left a stain on his white pants!

by uncle_limpy September 8, 2010

Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM

wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.

by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011

batarted

you, your face. batarted is a step above retard like a super tard

Kat is batarted
She is hella batarted
dude, look at that batard kid

by tacosauce January 19, 2008

Blarted

A burp that smells like a fart

Blarted... A smell so rancid I can't tell if you burped or farted

by Dicko Murp April 8, 2017