Chat blimey, get governered.

A postmodern take on the work of the great twitterati, Jamie Vardy. It adds a uniquely British twist to a classic intimidation.

Did you hear how Archie got hit in Malia after telling the promoter you'll work for me some day?
Man was talking bare shit, chat blimey, get governered.

by roadmanHKU October 25, 2017

blige

Interjection: A Bristolian form of the mild expletive blimey.

Drops Ming vase off Clifton Suspension Bridge:
"Oh blige!"

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

blimey

Exclamation of shock or surprise, with a sense of understatement, irony or the inevitability of disappointment.

Often used in response to a setback or depressing news, with a hint of resignation in the face of life's hardships.

Colloquial British English. Also common in Australia and New Zealand.

Variation: Cor blimey.
Similar to crickey.

"Blimey! I never expected the Spanish Inquisition!"

"Blimey!", said with a look of sympathy, in response to a friend's outpouring of emotion after some terrible life crisis.

by not_saying November 8, 2012

Beigey

Similar to a whitey. After consuming to much cannabis, when the body decides to reject everything from the top and bottom end at the same time.

Mark had sardines last night which didn't sit very well, topped off with a good smoke with the lads. It ended up as a beigey. White and brown make beige.

by Rasta panda April 19, 2017

gawd blimey

An expression of either positive or negative surprise, mostly used by common types.

Positive: Gawd Blimey, I've only gone and won the bleeding lottery ain't I?
Negative: Gawd Blimey , my piles are playing up something terrible today!

by Ivor Grumble May 4, 2016

Blimey

Blimey is a short word of "blind me" or "oh dear" It's used when something goes wrong, etc.

Blimey! The Dog Died.

by SpiffyFire July 18, 2004

blimey o'reilly

this is an Irish expression of disbelief and shock. maybe Blimey O'Reilly was a famous Irish bloke who had extravagently big trousers. we may never know the truth. the fact is that a) its Irish and b) its Irish. I rest my case.

as in "Blimey O'Reilly's trousers"

by xxlurvexofxyourxlifexx December 25, 2006