Blerg

The act of male masturbation where one masturbates so long and hard they have blood in their ejaculate

Fat Behemoth : MOTHER COME QUICKLY!

Mother : Oh no what are you -

Fat Behemoth : I AM BLERGING! I AM BLERGING!

Mother : BEHEMOTH!!!!

by FatBehemoth April 5, 2024

Blerging

The act of pursuing happiness

Person A: "Omg I'm blerging"
Person B: "Yo good for you man"

by the man person March 8, 2024