bleathing

Breathing and Bleeding at the same time.

Created by Daniel Carlson. Also known as King Carlson

" Hello? 911? I need help! I'm bleathing!"

by Itsrachel128 May 4, 2017

Bleaching Socks

The act of ejaculating into or onto a sock after masturbation causing the sock to turn white in the area that has absorbed the semen and causing the sock to become stiff. Best to hide the sock at the bottom of the laundry so no bystanders stumble upon the sock and the ways it is being abused.

Bill: Dude did you know john has been bleaching socks?
Jake: What the fuck! that's gross shit! I wore his socks last week!

Bill: haha you probably have john semen foot, i would get that checked out.
Jake: Fuck you! i'm going to hit john so fucking hard!

by d00wrag February 22, 2011

Blurging

To blurg

Man, your sweater is BLURGING

by maroon6 November 29, 2011

Berthing hips

When a fat ass breaks his chair and blames it on his wife

So there we were camping and tim pulled the old berthing hips again

by Dolceglr32 October 18, 2019

Blorgling

To put on your furry suit, sit in a hot room until you sweat so much you can use your sweat as lubrication to jerk off

The young man missed dinner because he was blorgling in his room.

by menace0528 August 7, 2023

Tim Bergling

Legend 💖 (Also known as Avicii) {translation by Lorelei @_true_aviciiers_}

Tim Bergling is a legend.

by Rory💖 November 17, 2018

bleshing

A blessing made after one too many glasses of wine.

I'd like to make a bleshing…

by parallaxdb November 28, 2013