blamph

A loud, short, noisy fart that sounds like it means business.

Man, clear the area! That blamph measured 10 on the Richter scale!

by pentozali July 6, 2010

blumph

to recieve a BJ whilst dropping ass (taking a shit, doing a dump)

I'm needing a shit, do you fancy giving me a blumph?

by johny 86257 July 2, 2006

Blumphie

A obese Female.

1. "Damn look at them Blumphie ass hoes at the bar".
Fat Bitches need love too.

2. My folks hooked me up with this chick I never seen before,
we met up and I was like "damn look at this Blumphie Broad
what am I going to do with her"?

3. Who was that Blumphie girl who had your car leaning to one side?

by Bumble510 January 23, 2009

Blumphing

Blumphing (to blumph)

To recive oral sex while dropping the evil brown.

(getting head while shitting)

"hey dude, do you know what Blumphing is?"

"yeah, getting a blowjob while taking a shit!"

by Makeshiftfill June 27, 2006

blempgorf

Word used as a mnemonic for every name heard. Coined by Jovial Bob Stine, earlier pen name of R. L. Stine. Often used with wordmurgle /word

"Nice to meet you, Horace."
(blempgorf blempgorf blempgorf)
"It's an hour later, and I (blempgorf) remember that your name's Blempgorf. Er, Horace."

by Decaf Silicon May 12, 2003

Blemphis

a blunt smoked in Memphis

Damn Lola, this blunt is Blemphis-style dank!

by Jason, Kelly, and Sara February 3, 2008

BlemPhesemiatity

Nick Bergaus Penis has been reaserched and is said to be the biggest thickest dick in the planet he has hard rock abs as well

You Know you wish Blemphesemiatity would happen to xander and sean

by bigyogibear March 21, 2010