beanus

a bean's genitalia, most evidently killer bean's

"killer bean has a large beanus"

by killerbean's beanus November 18, 2020

Beanus

Beanus, a character created by Mr Biffo. Large man in bakedbean mask, curly orange hair and a ominous attitude

Beanus likes Beans

by The UnShavenMonkey September 16, 2021

Blenus

The name of a man

Joey (from friends): There once was a man named Blenus, and he had a very big...

by I frew up August 12, 2012

blanus

After consuming too much liquid, your bladder somehow expands to connect to your anus - making it a blanus. Its very birdlike.

16 glasses of water a day has turned my bladder into a blanus.

by bwcodes March 3, 2009

Blanus

An unnaturaly open space between the Blah and anus.

If you don't shut up, I'm going to tear you a blanus!

Suzie and I were going at it so long, and so hard that I tore her a blanus!

by Atrex December 28, 2005

Beanus

a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion

- Hey Therry what's your religion

- Beanus

by brownskintrudeau January 14, 2020

Beanus

a religion practiced all over the world inspired by the Islamic religion where you pray the King Beanus everyday

- Hi Therry, what's your religion?
- Beanus

by brownskintrudeau January 14, 2020