Blamped

Word used to describe the feeling of being Run Down, tired, screwed up, messed up, or generally not as good as you can be.

Also used to describe the general feeling of any negative experience.

I was up all night partying and today I'm all Blamped !

I got into an accident, I have no insurance, and now my car is all BLAMPED and I can't pay for it.

by Steve Francis September 3, 2007

Blasphenomenal

When one blasphemes very seriously, yet the act is so awesome that it almost seems worth the eternal damnation.

"Wow, kicking that priest in the balls felt blasphenomenal."

by Cooper Montana April 8, 2010

blap crap

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.

Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.

by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011

Booty blap

Shoving, squirting or otherwise placing dope, drugs or controlled substances in your rectum, anal cavity , or ass.

Hey Goober, please help me do this most excellent booty blap, cause I wanna be higher than most kites!

by MaryJane Potter September 27, 2015

Blape

A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.

I've been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.

by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011

Blasphemous

Disrespectful of sacred things: expressing or involving disrespect for God or sacred things.

Basicly it's just offending people by saying things about their regilious beliefs.

What he said was blasphemous; he said that Jesus was a lying fraud.

by Jafje June 29, 2007

Blasphemous archer

Blasphemous archer, or Blasphemous Archers, are Archers that are Blasphemous to an official religion, or Neo Nickisism to be more specific. They are Blasphemous in the sense that they show minimum respect to the religious figureheads or the major god of that religion. They also tend to wield fine aims.

1. In the prospect of meeting a Blasphemous Archer, please report him to your nearest law enforcers, to have his bow liberated from his vincinity
2. So far, the followers of Neo Nickism has captured and neutralize up to 100 Blasphemous Archers.

by Not Garfield Qiu November 11, 2021