Blarp

A fat whore with bacne

“That bitch is an absolute blarp”

by ScoobyDoobyJew April 4, 2020

BLARP

The day between Sunday and Monday that nobody talks about. An extra day of the weekend acknowledging no work and responsibility.

on Sunday Person 1: Sigh, I'm not ready to go back to work tomorrow. Person 2: you don't have to, tomorrow is blarp day, that extra day between Sunday and Monday.

by EnigmaticOnomatopoeia March 5, 2023

blarp

The blarp is the act of deficating in a bathtub.

Before returning the key to his ex-girlfriend's house, Mike got revenge with a blarp in every bathroom.

by JT April 16, 2005

blahphemy

claiming to do something better than chuck norris or vin diesel

- "With all my intense training, soon my kick will be stronger than Chuck Norris'es"
- "Blahphemy!"

by tormentor December 7, 2006

blarpkin

Simliar to the blumpkin, a blarpkin involves getting a blow job while taking a shit in someone's bathtub (blarp).

Once the blumpkin stopped being exciting, John started getting his girl to give him a blarpkin.

by JT April 16, 2005

blarp

The sound you make when sticky spit has clogged your throat while sleeping and you try to talk.

I awoke with breath that smelled like a worm melting in the sun and tried to tell my girlfriend good morning and merely said "blarp" as a spit bubble rose up my throat and popped upon exiting my mouth.

by Robertismyname January 10, 2013

blarp

The differnece between soysauce, and the sauce that has yet to be soyed.

Does this sauce contain blarp?

by Emily Dawson November 22, 2003