lag-blamer

The kid on any type of online game that doesn't get any kills or dies more times than he gets kills (terrible kill to death ratio) because of 'the lag'. There is usually no lag and the person playing is usually a lier to make him sound better at the game.

"anyone one else seein' this lag?"

"no, my connection seems to be okay."

"must be my connection because i went 2 to 12"

"your such a lag-blamer"

by throwitontheground November 25, 2009

blad-blazer

An extremely inconsiderate loud person. Often making noise just to get attention and feel superior.

Mike cranked up the volume of his laptop to the maximum setting. He is such a blad-blazer.

by Matsumatsu February 11, 2015

Pink Blazer

Hiking or trekking a trail and adjusting your speed to meetup with a female of romantic or sexual interest, often doing things above and beyond what a normal decent person would do.
Basically offering yourself as a tool just like a marker on a tree helps you where to go trail blazing (origin of the word)

“Now the pink blazer is carrying her backpack because she said it was heavy”

“Yup, she’s totally encouraging him too”

by mogydee July 31, 2018

bladerunning

Convincing someone that they are a robot with artificially implanted human emotions

Convincing your girlfriend that she's crazy or paranoid is called gaslighting , and it's a dick move.

Convincing her that she's a robot with artificially implanted human emotions is called bladerunning, and it's a Philip K. Dick move.

by tachyon_particle February 15, 2017

Blape

A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.

I've been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.

by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011

Anal Blazer

A game Shake accuses Meatwad of playing on the "Moon Master" episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

or

A game played by gay men.

What's it called, Anal Blazer? 'Cause thats what you like to play over and over, isn't it? You know how to play I'll tell ya. Level one is at a truckstop full of looonely truckers. Level two is at a public restroom along the highway.

by A. Richardson February 20, 2009

Blader

A blader is a person who roller blades very well. A blader is also a person who believes that rollerblading is not a sport, its a passion and a way of life.

me and my friends are such bladers

by itsAwayOFlyfe March 16, 2010