yankie blankie

Yankie Blankie refers to the dexterous process of masturbation done under any type of fabric layer (such as a blanket) in which it is preformed by either yourself or someone else.

I was flying home from a boating trip at sea when the person I was holding hands with slowly put my hand on his junk that was stealthily hidden underneath a blanket where I then proceeded to give him a yankie blankie

by delfatedoctopus September 17, 2020

Stanky Blanky

When you remove your penis after anal sex and a little poo drips out onto your moms blanket.

Curtis! Get in here! Did you pull a stanky blanky with your little girlfriend while we was out at the Walmart?

by TJ Trainwreck July 24, 2018

Blankie

Someone who smokes marijuana regularly

You ever hung out with blankies? Always toking fr

by Meeeeeaasdd October 7, 2022

Sausage Blanky

When the man removes the cooked minced meat from a hot sausage roll replacing it with his penis and covers it with ketchup before getting oral sex by his partner.

After dinner the mans gf/wife asked for seconds so he offered her a hot “sausage blanky”

by Gandu D March 18, 2019

Blanky Jankies

When you jerk off and nothing comes out.

"I'm throwing blanky jankies" - Three 6 Mafia song "Lolli Lolli"

by The Hernandez Family August 16, 2012

blankie

cozy-ass blanket thats warm

"uncle ben gon squirt on that blankie"

by anonymous March 21, 2024

Blankie

A beautiful piece of fabric that has a soul to it that comforts a special woman.

Amanda’s blankie helps her sleep and makes her smile

by Nacho Same Type April 7, 2025