Blanker

A highly offensive word to a white person. Similar to nigger for black people.

Get out of here you dumb blanker.

by BRM61396 November 3, 2009

Blanker

The N-word for white people.

Black person: "Shut up! You're a blanker!"

by silvervideo June 17, 2021

blanker

A caucasian person. Derogitory if used by a non-caucasian person to describe a caucasian person.

(One white guy to another) What up my blanker?

(A black guy) You're such a blanker.
(Nearby cop) You're under arrest for hate speach.

by Phil Srobeighn October 14, 2005

Blancett

In carpentry, to royally screw up a piece of wood. To mis cut, splinter, split, inappropriately fasten, or otherwise destroy a previously perfectly good work piece.

Clay really blancetted that piece of wood

by Senor Lipschitz November 25, 2011

blanger

A kind of brazier, worn on the inside of the pants.

John Farmer: Good grief…look at those nuts… I wonder how you manage not stepping on them Jeff?
Jeff Wood: Well I use a blanger of course!
JF: A what? Blanger?
JW: Yeah a blanger…OMG country folk… It’s a kind of bra that I wear on the inside of my pants..a ball hanger FFS….You get it? BALLHANGER…..BLANGER….

by Miltbrann September 13, 2007

Blander

Synonym for a sexual act or body part (noun, verb).

That girl was rubbing up on my blander.

I haven't been blandered in three weeks.

by blandersong January 10, 2009

Blanderize

The act of converting a highly flavoursome or spicy dish of african/asian/etc origin, to a bland, dull and less spicy-flavoured version. This consequently makes it suitable for consumption by mainstream english-speaking people who have conservative food tastes. This can also be applied to bland/dull dishes created in the western world but attributed to foreign origins.

The famous curry-influenced cuisine of India was blanderized by the introduction of spiceless packet curry mixes to the shelves of a local supermarket.

Chow mein is a recently created meal of the 20th century, comprising of generic meat, vegetables and spices. It is often attributed to china, but has more local american origins.

by polyhistor May 5, 2009