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blackhole kiss 

When two people spread their butt cheeks apart and put their booty holes together to kiss.
Did you hear about Tate and lipscomb bragging about doing blackhole kiss in the tunnel that’s when they spread their asses apart and touch booty holes together
blackhole kiss by Vlmiclo October 12, 2021

blackholegoats 

i love my girlfriend blackholegoats more than myself
blackholegoats by l0r3g0r3 February 21, 2022

no u blackhole 

Strongest no u ever, cannot be countered with any no u variants.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: no u
Person 1: no u infinity
Person 2: no u blackhole
- person 1 realizes the meaning of his senseless life and dies instantly-
no u blackhole by gay infinity June 11, 2018

Blackholed 

The sick-to-gut feeling you get when your favorite radio station plays soundgarden's blackhole sun song way too much.
OMFG! I am so blackholed! If I hear blackhole sun one more time im gonna puke all over my steering wheel !
Blackholed by Omegastrike September 15, 2010

Blacknoser 

(v) A corporate stooge who is a slave to his Blackberry in order to appear super dedicated to the company. Will send texts and e-mails to his boss and co-workers at all hours of the day to prove he is invaluable.

Inspired by the word 'brown-noser', someone whose nose is brown from kissing his boss's ass.
"Wow did you check your e-mail yet? Brent sent a bunch of messages to the project group from his Blackberry at 3 o'clock this morning."

"I'm not surprised! Brent is such a suck-up. He's a total Blacknoser."
Blacknoser by Black@Heart November 18, 2009

Super Massive Blackhole 

A word used when he/she see's another person with their pants/skirt stuck in between both their left ass and right ass.
Ian " DAMN! LOOK! That fat girl at 12 o'clock has a super massive blackhole, i wonder how long that ass has been suckin' it"

Sara " GROSS!!"