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Black Friday

The name for the day after Thanksgiving. It is named this way because it is supposed to be the day where companies move from deficits to profits for the year, i.e. in a checkbook, going from the red to the black.
Store Executive: We'll have a ton of Black Friday sales to help our company make up for lackluster sales these past 11 months.
by Amolo December 3, 2005
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Black Friday

The first friday after Black Ops release. The first time nerds get to stay up all night playing call of duty.
A: Dude are you ready for Black Friday?

B: Hell yea I've got my BFC monster and 120 pizza rolls!

A: BEST NIGHT EVAARRRR!
by JayDrizzle November 19, 2010
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Black Friday

A disease that hits millions of Americans the day after Thanksgiving. It causes people to fight over objects and to trample innocent bystanders.
I've got a bad case of Black Friday this year.
by innocent_american November 29, 2010
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Black Friday

The Friday after Thanksgiving when ignorant Americans stand in line for 13 hours and stampede over innocent bystanders in order to get a deal they could've gotten 3 weeks ago on that George Foreman grill if they would have used that fucking coupon. As a retail employee, this is THE WORST day of the year.
Dude, I don't wanna go to work today, it's Black Friday.
by CandyGirl03 November 28, 2014
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Black Friday

The rare occasion that Martin Luther King Day lands on a Friday.
Dude, it's black friday, duh
by Lolcatslolcatslolcats November 22, 2010
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Black Friday

Another holiday for black people. Black history month wasn't enough so we gave flava flav a day to reflect.
George: What are you gonna do on black friday?

T-bone: Pay my respect to my brothas.
by knottyscotty78 November 23, 2009
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Black Friday

It's the day after Thanksgiving where everyone acts like Black people.
Jim: That guy just punched me flat on my ass for my radio.
Bob: It's because it's black friday.
by Special K1 December 15, 2008
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