The Devil's Bisque

The horrible stew-like concoction that results when a woman defecates, urinates, and menstruates into one toilet bowl.

Sorry, guys. Becky had to stay home tonight because the plunger couldn't handle The Devil's Bisque and now she's waiting on the plumber.

by The Earl of Teabag August 25, 2010

whisker bisque

a potent, soup-like concoction emanated from betwixt the loins of a female during a moment of high arousal.

I sipped her whisker bisque like champaign from a flute.

by female ejaculate October 10, 2008

Man-Bisque

When 3 men, and not less than 3, gather to immerse their battered bodies amidst bubbles and booze in a tub of heat exceeding 101 degrees Fahrenheit.

Dude1: Hey Trucker! Man-bisque tonight?

Trucker: I’ll get the beer!!

by trAVcrew February 28, 2018

Boston Bisque

The act of having sex with a woman who has a live crab inside of her vagina.

My girlfriend and I tried to do the Boston Bisque, but the crab kept pinching my penis with its claws.

by Clamchowderxxx2323 June 23, 2010

Chode Bisque

Dirty discharge containing a mixture of urine and anus juices. Often mixed with pirate booty.

Brian: Wow Lacey that was some good chode bisque
Lacey: Thanks I made it myself
Brian: WOW!

by chip42399 January 21, 2009

Poop Bisque

Somewhere between diarrhea and a solid poop. When your toilet looks like a swamp. Brown soup.

I had a poop attack and when I looked down it was a total case of poop bisque.

by Ajason November 1, 2008

Neptune's Bisque

Horrible, fish smelling, soupy diarrhea that results from eating too much seafood.

John Brown: "Careful Martha! If you eat all that seafood sampler you will be sprayin Neptune's Bisque out yer ass in the morning!"
Marthe: "go fuck yourself JB, you hear me? Go fuck yourself!"

by Dr. Centaur April 14, 2015