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Birder

Having a hard on for birds; their version of Pornhub is watching birds mate. Gets sexually arroused by birds mating and feeding their young. Very weird people.
The birder/birders saw a falcon on top of a building at the University of Kansas and immediately got a hard on and freaked out.
by Pussyanalsex69 October 6, 2018
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Birder

An idiotic subculture most prevalent in boomers. Being a birder consists of watching birds and then telling people how amazing your hobby is. People people who identify as birders are generally tepid and uncreative simpletons. Not to be confused with a Naturalist.
The Virgin Birder sits on a park bench at 2PM watching pigeons, while the Chad Naturalist goes on a month long expedition in Antarctica to count penguins.
by Trytobe rational March 25, 2022
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Ethical Birder

An oxymoron.

It is speaking about the state of bird photographers who will do anything to take a great photo of wildlife. The list of actions include:

1. Feeding of wild birds
2. Stepping on wild birds 'by accident' (OBVIOUSLY they just dont want others to get the same photo opportunity)
3. Recommend culling of bird's native predators

4. Pushing their way around with their massive lens to get a good position and refuse to move even if obstructing the path
5. Witholding information of bird locality, even if information would be vital for ornithologist conducting avian research
6. Breaking local rules and entering restricted areas, endangering lives of those around them
7. Handling of wild animals to prevent them from disturbing their subject
8. Unnecessary destruction of vegetation in wild areas to get clearer view of the bird
Find me an ethical birder in this day and age and I will bow to them.
by TheJenerate March 3, 2021
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Backyard Birder

A Backyard Birder is when you take a (particularly wet) dump on a girl's back/ass.
Guy: Hey, are you into scat?
Girl: Well, I have had a Backyard Birder.
Guy: Awesome!
by ScatMan88 December 9, 2008
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birder in crime

Noun. Abbreviated B.I.C. Like a partner in crime, but exclusively for people who bird watch, or as they call it, go birding.
Hey are you going birding with me today?

Obviously, I'm always down to bird with you.

That's why you're my birder in crime.
by The OG birder in crime March 18, 2019
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birdered

When you are murdered whilst riding a Bird through the city.
Bro, turns out it wasn’t an accident, Kyle was birdered.
by sambrs May 7, 2019
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