Birderer

I am a mass Birderer, I murder birds.
by TonioDiggy February 13, 2023
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Birder

An idiotic subculture most prevalent in boomers. Being a birder consists of watching birds and then telling people how amazing your hobby is. People people who identify as birders are generally tepid and uncreative simpletons. Not to be confused with a Naturalist.
The Virgin Birder sits on a park bench at 2PM watching pigeons, while the Chad Naturalist goes on a month long expedition in Antarctica to count penguins.
by Trytobe rational March 25, 2022
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Birder

Having a hard on for birds; their version of Pornhub is watching birds mate. Gets sexually arroused by birds mating and feeding their young. Very weird people.
The birder/birders saw a falcon on top of a building at the University of Kansas and immediately got a hard on and freaked out.
by Pussyanalsex69 October 07, 2018
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Backyard Birder

A Backyard Birder is when you take a (particularly wet) dump on a girl's back/ass.
Guy: Hey, are you into scat?
Girl: Well, I have had a Backyard Birder.
Guy: Awesome!
by ScatMan88 October 27, 2008
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birder in crime

Noun. Abbreviated B.I.C. Like a partner in crime, but exclusively for people who bird watch, or as they call it, go birding.
Hey are you going birding with me today?

Obviously, I'm always down to bird with you.

That's why you're my birder in crime.
by The OG birder in crime March 18, 2019
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