blap crap

10 pounds of fart being held back by one ounce of crap. The crap comes out jet powered and often creates artwork on the side of the toilet. Named for the 'blap' sound it makes coming out.

It's also artificially created by forcing a crap. Taking a 10 minute crap in 2 minutes often creates a blap crap.

Be right back, gotta go take a blap crap.

by Fartasaurus Rex September 16, 2011

Booty blap

Shoving, squirting or otherwise placing dope, drugs or controlled substances in your rectum, anal cavity , or ass.

Hey Goober, please help me do this most excellent booty blap, cause I wanna be higher than most kites!

by MaryJane Potter September 27, 2015

Blape

A blow job rape. A blape occurs when an unsuspecting man has his penis taken advantage of by a typically manipulative cocksucker, forcing him to get his penis sucked even if it's against his wishes.

I've been blaped by three nasty girls while drunk, and one priest while in confession.

by bowlfullofjelly July 8, 2011

Bilal

Bilal is the loyalist person you will meet and the hottest.keep it real with him.

Who's that ..that's bilal ...damnnnnn

by Don't play fam March 27, 2017

Bilal

Hes the hottest man you will ever meet he is the coolest person and the most charming.

OMG! Did u see Bilal today he was looking so fine!!! - Every girl

by TheHotKid123 September 19, 2018

Bimbiliki Bilapi

Punjabi for 10000, as explained in the Tamil movie 'Oora Therinjikittaen'

Retard 8: 8000
Retard 9: 9000
(Punjabi) Retard 10: Bimbiliki Bilapi!

by pandiyarajan May 25, 2010

Bilawal

Someone who knows how to make you smile and has the sexiest voice ever. Extremely attractive and intelligent. Someone who knows what to say and when to say it.

Amazing.

hey look there's Bilawal!

Oh wow he sounds like Bilawal.

by lazylemonnnnboii November 9, 2012