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big bertha

1. A grossly obese German woman.

2.(plural form) A woman's breasts, particularly if they're rather large breasts.

3. A rather humongous penis.
1a. While I was visiting Germany during Oktoberfest and get drunk all day, I had to put up with this one Big Bertha cheese hog who kept trying to steal and eat all my food.

1b. Why the fuck does my email inbox keep getting spammed with porn sites that feature nothing but Big Berthas in bathhouses engaging in lesbian orgies?

1c. Why just look at that Big Bertha running after the poor ice cream man! 500$ says she'll try to eat him as well!

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2. Hey check out those Big Berthas on that babe!

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3. The only physical feature that women find attractive about Ron Jeremy is his Big Bertha.
by Mark H August 30, 2004
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A BIG Black guy who is always lazying around. Usually a nickname. Yup
by Usuka m'ballz January 11, 2005
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noun. big nasty dog-lookin' fat bitch.
Damn, that big bertha bitch is HUGE! :O

Big Bertha a.k.a. BIG BERFA!
by Pachicano1122 November 13, 2011
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The THICCCCCCEST baby to ever exist, a god in her own right and has her own "religion" (cult, the BBC's (Big Bertha Cult) of the world).
No one will EVER be as thiccc as she is , her creation is a whole month long celebration, we celebrate and thank the creator/ founder of Big Bertha and our "religion".
" Dude is that the almighty Big Bertha, the thicccccest person to ever exist ?"
by Big Brandi March 12, 2020
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Big Bertha (2007-2021) was a beautiful blue Toyota Tundra owned by AP. The Tundra could be identified by its chipped blue paint on the hood and noticeable scratches on the doors- from Luna. This truck was known famously for its inhabitance of cones, stoners and drunks. Always the go-to vehicle for all those who personally knew Big Bertha, this truck will be forever in memory as a piece of our lives.
by clapgang June 13, 2021
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5 foot blonde haired bitch who is on a see-food diet and eats anything in sight. Only type of workout is running from mayo and running to chick fil a
“Damn! That’s a big bitch! Holy shit bro… That’s Big Bertha!”
by germatrude July 3, 2021
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ONE HELLUVA WEAPON, usually a grande artillery machinism, just a very big thing with a great amount of power, usually a very explosive force too!
A: Woah, no way are we gonna be able to deal with that!
B: Dontcha worry kiddo, ma Big Bertha gonna handle this one.
by my pp hurts a lot August 13, 2023
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