Conveniently Bipolar

When the symptoms of an individual's bipolar disorder only seems to interfere in their life when it is to the afflicted person's benefit.

Bill is completely sane when asking friends to lend him money, but becomes conveniently bipolar when it's time to repay them.

by Magdalene St. Vitus January 15, 2009

bipolar weather

Weather that changes dramatically from day to day.

dude 1--Man its hard to get used to the bipolar weather here in Kansas. Yesterday it was colder than a witch's tittie and today its nicer than hell.

dude 2--Love it today cause tomorrow itll rain.

by tony oats February 4, 2008

Bipolar Disorder

A mental illness where the sufferer experiences episodes of depressed and manic states. During the depression periods the sufferer has feelings of worthlessness and deflation. Manic episodes are characterised by opposite thoughts, where the person can be hyperactive, talk very quickly, make rash decisions and be dominated by thoughts of sex. Often during these episodes the sufferer is unaware of what they are doing and will deny anything is wrong with them.

A girl I know called Nichola has Bipolar Disorder but she is unaware that her actions when she is manic make her unbearable to work with. Deep down I know that she is a sweet girl but she won't listen to any advice I give her. I wish she would seek help otherwise she will end up a very lonely individual

by Craig November 3, 2004

Bipolar beg

When you like someone, and then hate them, but if they do something , you're always there to know what's happening and is stalking their account. Always running back for more...

Theo: heard from your crush lately ?
Cydney: na she isn't my crush I hate her
Theo: she's just posted a pic
Cydney: ye I liked it and comented, but I still hate her

Theo: you're such a bipolar beg

by Flma_bish November 27, 2016

Bipolar Bear

A deeply disturbed bear living either at the South or North Pole. These moody creatures can be upbeat at times when they can be witnessed happily catching fish or conversely they can be sullen and withdrawn burying their head in the snow. This serious condition can be treated by various medication such as Bear-zac or Bear-nax with promising results.

Penguin 1 - Yo Fred, what is up with the bear? He looks like he is contemplating jumping off of that towering glacier. Surely he would not survive the fall.

Pengui 2 - That is Billy, the Bipolar Bear. He is up there every other day. He must not have taked his Bear-zac today.

by archyis November 12, 2009

bicolar

Being able to drink either Coca-Cola or Pepsi without complaining like a little bitch

What would you like to drink?
Pepsi, please.
Coke ok?
Yeah, whatever.

by Reamer August 23, 2003

bipolar hatred disorder

Talking about how much you hate someone one day and then liking them the next day. Frequent in hormonal teenage girls. May or may not correlate with monthly period.

Dude, yesterday Ann was talking about how much she hates Will and wants to kill him. Now she's saying he's her number one guy friend.

She's got Bipolar Hatred Disorder.

by UCLA Dept of Mental Health May 10, 2014