toilet billiards

The rare occurance of one curling out a shit so curly and long that it's tip makes contact with the testicles.

"I swear to God, it was so long and curly I was about to clear up in a game of toilet billiards"

by Lewis1983 June 6, 2005

Browns Billiards

An amazing pool hall in Holly Hill, Florida. Too Bad the manager is a complete douche-bag.

Guy #1: Lets to go Browns Billiards!

Guy #2: But Chad is working tonight, and he is fucking annoying :)

by RealTalkThree86 September 10, 2011

Bibletard

A person who preaches scripture that they clearly do not understand and have no business reciting.

The other day some Bibletards knocked on my door and chatted shit for ages. I had to correct the Bibletards on a number of things they'd interpreted wrongly.

by Arcca-Daton December 20, 2009

tonsil billiards

Tonsil hockey for high school kids occurs when you poke some bitch’s tonsils with your dick. It’s not your standard blowjob, it’s the aggressive kind when you grab the skank’s head and give those tonsils some solid hits.

‘Lil bro, I hope you’re having your fun playing tonsil hockey in junior high, but tonsil billiards is where it’s at in high school.

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Blitarded

So high, or so "blitted" you feel like you're retarded.

Dude I smoked so much weed yesterday I couldn't even fucntion. I was blitarded

by Danny Prime October 26, 2011

The Billiard

When a man with his erect penis swiftly jabs another man's testicles.

We didn't have a condom, so I gave the guy The Billiard.

by Uber Adorkable October 25, 2009

billiards

a game similar to pool in that it uses a green felt table, cues, and similar balls, but has 4 balls of different colors adn weights, and very very different rules.

lets play some billiards

by notyou May 18, 2004