A person who is so nice, your penis will go through the fucking moon. At first, you might think, "Man so-and-so is a total bitch!" But once you get to know so-and-so, you realize that they aren't so bad after all. "Wow, that person isn't a bitch, they're a beitch!" So-and-so smiles, and watches as your penis explodes out of your pants and goes directly for the moon. Depending on where the moon is relative to your location, your penis could possibly shoot through the earth, or just shoot through the moon. Either way, your penis is going to be in bad condition. To prevent this from happening, I would suggest digging a hole in the ground and isolate yourself by living in that hole. Avoid people at all costs, you never know who a beitch is until it's too late.
by Dilly's Willy May 20, 2018
Get the beitch mug.When one passes belligerent on the scale of drunkeness. So drunk that your RA and other girls on your floor cry at your sheer level of drunkeness. Things that might occur while bemitcherent are: Throwing lunchtrays all over a dorm lobby, getting an underage drinking ticket, calling the security director a cunt, repeatedly yelling "Shut the fuck up. Do you know what shut the fuck up means? IT MEANS SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Screaming what the fuck do you want at multiple cops and attempting to fight multiple people at the same time.
"Dude what the fuck did I do lastnight? I wokeup bleeding and with a ticket"
"I don't even know where to begin, you were on a level above belligerent, I had to makeup a new word to describe you, bemitcherent."
"I don't even know where to begin, you were on a level above belligerent, I had to makeup a new word to describe you, bemitcherent."
by Mtag666 October 22, 2011
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for a girl to grind the cock of a guy who is lying down while holding it
esp. until she makes him cum
esp. until she makes him cum
by Rod X February 14, 2014
Get the bewitch mug.You are an amazon prime subscriber and get your groceries and everything else you need under the sun from amazon. Thus, you are Jeff Bezos’ bitch.
Timbuktu has a growing Bezotch population.
Dude, my groceries just got delivered! I’m such a Bezotch.
I can’t even leave the house for toilet paper. Amazon just delivered it....I’m such a bezotch.
Dude, my groceries just got delivered! I’m such a Bezotch.
I can’t even leave the house for toilet paper. Amazon just delivered it....I’m such a bezotch.
by Meechree July 16, 2019
Get the Bezotch mug.A colloquialism for the term "Bitches". Used in conjunction with the added "Z" vernacular, much like the added "nit" terms as well. See also "Shiznit" or "Hizoes".
by DarrenD November 2, 2002
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