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Everclear

Everclear? Ha, that’ll put some hair on your chest 😭😭
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1. a strong alcoholic drink
2. the greatest band ever from Portland OR, Art Alexakis - guit, voc, Craig Montoya - voc, bass, Greg Eklund - voc, drums
1. Bartender: may I help you sir?
A drunk guy: yea, gimme an everclear, bitch
2. Fuck man, Everclear kick ass don't they?
Anal Cunt - You went to see Dishwalla and Everclear (you're gay).mp3
by mirko April 1, 2003
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Emergency Everclear

A spare bottle (or handle) of Luxco's finest multi-purpose drink. 190 proof (95% ABV).
Can be used for numerous tasks like:
1.) Getting Drunk very quickly.
2.) Cleaning out and disinfecting wounds.
3.) Cleaning surfaces on hardwood or counter tops.
4.) Starting a grill fire.
5.) Pour in a spray bottle and its a safe insecticide or alternate Pepper-spray.
6.) Cleaning windows.
7.) Mixing with other beverages to take the edge off.
8.) Pain-Killer
Every College student should have an Emergency Everclear in their disposal.
by Thad Badassle April 20, 2017
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everclearing

Everclearing is a form of hazing in which the pledge has a bread roll thats been soaked in everclear shoved in their mouth and held for as long as possible without spitting it out.
Out of 5 pledges the 3 that hold it longest win the event.

Hard Mode: duct tape wrapped around mouth over the back of head. and given a fork to cut it off. This can result in death. No known deaths to date.

Everclearing is rarely used anymore since victims of it became leaders of frats and banned it, So once the upperclassmen 2008-09 that hazed pledges this way graduated, it came to a halt.

Stories of everclearing do fly around, but who knows how much truth there is to them.
"Everclearing is now banned. If anyone is to use Everclear for any form of hazing ever they are put to a vote if we will remove you from the frat or not." - Xyz
by Believe in your smelf August 14, 2012
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everclear

Just the greatest fucking band. Yea.
Inspiration.
Isn't it great when Alcohol starts singing to ya(yes.lame ass pun.)
Yea. Everclear does kickass.
Man. Everytime I listen to Everclear I feel all inspired.
Um yea. DRINK ME!
by Xondria. yea. April 27, 2004
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its very stupid to drink it it can cause alot of harm and i probably would never touch the stuff id much rather drink vodka and be ok than drink ever clear and die cause it has no taste and no smell so you keep drinkin untill your body just cant handle it any more and you wake in heaven/hell/or emergency room dont be stupid stay away
a stupid 14 year old drinking and gettin raped
by candy February 10, 2005
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evercleared

A victim of "everclearing"

If someone has been evercleared it means they were killed by the hazing act known as "everclearing".
Guy 1 "Dude did you hear about Sam?"

Guy 2 "Na what happened?"

Guy 1 "The BKE house made them do everclearing as the hazing, if you do it for too long you can die. He's dead. He got evercleared bro..."

Guy 2 "...shit."
by Believe in your smelf August 13, 2012
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