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Blind Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin (whereas a man receives oral sex while taking a shit) the Blind Blumpkin is performed by entering a men’s restroom and blindfolding oneself. Then proceed by knocking on stall doors until a willing participant opens, enter the stall and blindly give the stranger a Blumpkin.
Bored one day, Kristopher decided to go to a bar downtown and try his luck at giving Blind Blumpkins. It took some effort but he left full and satisfied.
by TheArtOfTheDeal January 21, 2017
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Pumpkin Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job while pooping into a jack-o-lantern.
Jimmy left the Halloween Party with the naughty nurse and she gave him a pumpkin blumpkin! He burned his ass on the candle, but it was totally worth it.
by fishman802 September 7, 2013
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blumpkindred spirit

A "new friend" found while cruising for sex in a public men's room. The new friend will perform a special sex act (a blumpkin) without even making the recipient get off the toilet.
Repugnican Senator Larry Craig sat down on the crapper and assumed his usual wide stance. He moved his foot toward the next stall thinking the guy next door might want a blowjob while he was taking a dump. He soon realized the guy was an undercover cop, not a blumpkindred spirit.
by Cuntoleezza Rice October 28, 2007
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Phantom Blumpkin

When one is about to receive a blumpkin but gets shy or nervous and can only force out a fart.
Tim went to get a blumpkin from jen but couldnt crap, all he did was fart. Therefore he got a phantom blumpkin.
by mschaffer May 9, 2006
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solo blumpkin

Friend: "Hey Bill, you wanna play some basketball?"
Bill: "I would, but I'm kinda constipated and horny so I'll go for a solo blumpkin."
by danglyballzjohn June 9, 2015
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Blump back whale

A giver of a blumpkin whose weight exceeds 300 pounds.
I'm gonna get a blumpkin from that blump back whale.
by Dr. Blumpstosin December 12, 2009
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Ghost Blumpkin

Getting your cock sucked by a ghost or spirit while taking a shit.
Oh my god you scared the shit out of me Ghost Blumpkin!
by BWB-Bookie July 8, 2010
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