Better than a dirty spatula

A phrase indicating that an item isn't the best thing in the world, but it's far from the worst thing offered.

"That set of mismatched socks isn't my favorite, but it's still better than a dirty spatula."

by Wzrdpnda December 11, 2022

Better in Stereo

"Better in stereo" simply means two things/people that are both good on their own, but they're better together.

Rihanna is good at singing and Jay-Z is good at rapping. They're both good but better in stereo.

by Call Me Jordan January 7, 2016

YOU BETTER STOP

A video popular on YouTube In the video a woman yells at a kid when he makes a flamethrower and the woman yells "YOU BETTER STOP, STOP,BITCH STOP" People mainly use it when some thing cringey is said or done.

Normie: Hey want to trade pokemon cards?
Outsider: You Better stop bitch stop.

by Frostyfade33 September 4, 2017

someone better than me

you, obviously

me: do you know someone better than me
you: of course i do, it's me
me: omg so true

by max,harris May 13, 2022

better off dead

-phrase.
1. Ususally implying that someone is a useless piece of crap.
2. Situation where there is no upside, therefore the only way out is to commit suicide and/or, be killed.
3. Suggests pain will not yield, and only escape is death.

1. Sera: Ryan is so inept and a waste of skin.
Tish: Yeah, he'd be better off dead.

2. Elisabeth is going to be trapped at the psycho ward, and she's sane. She feels like she'd be better off dead.

by Elisara January 28, 2008

better off bacon

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.

Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.

by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011

bettercallmommy

instagram famous, known in the spam community for her performative activism, racism, preying on younger members, and blaming COVID deaths on BLM protests.

The way bettercallmommy perpetuates conspiracy theories against black people is disgusting

by ladychinaberry April 6, 2021